Ans for riddles

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
Ans. cars seat belt...u dirty mind



A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
Ans: She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.



Answer these questions instantly.
U can't take ur time,
answer them immediately . Ok?
1:-u are participating in a race.
U overtake the second person.
What position are u in ?
2:-If u overtake the last person, then u are?

Ans:1st Answer: if u answered that u are 1st,
then u r absolutely wrong!
If u overtake the second person,
u take his place, so u are second!
2nd Answer: if u answered that u are second to last,
then u are wrong again.
Tell me, how can u overtake the last person ?
U're not very good at this, are u ?:p